Kirche gegen böse Gothics
So, mal wieder ein Fund aus dem N&S Forum. Viel Spaß damit! *g*
A letter sent out by St. Mary’s Catholic Church
Someone posted this on GDA’s forums. It’s ridiculousness made me laugh so hard I felt the need to share:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan’s temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: “I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary’s Catholic Church
von Lethe
November 1st, 2005 at 6:30 am
Klingt fast wie ein Witz, nehme aber an, daß es ein ernster Brief war *G*
November 1st, 2005 at 10:57 am
oh gott,ich krieg ja angst.ich wusste ja gar nicht, dass ich so satanisch und verdorben bin,ich sollte mein haus nie wieder verlassen um die welt nicht zu gefährden…*schäm*
November 6th, 2005 at 3:45 pm
He..he..I do listen to gothic rock but I’m not horrible like that..lol.adios!!:)
November 9th, 2005 at 2:20 pm
Kirche gegen Goths
Was man beim stupiden rumsurfen nicht so alles findet: Kirche gegen böse Gothics (sorry, keine Ahnung mehr wie ich da hingekommen bin, Tab-Overflow und so). Darin geht es um einen Brief der St. Mary’s Catholic Church in dem Eltern aufgefordert w…
December 12th, 2005 at 9:25 am
Alsooooo….wir haben mal einen super großen aggro fan gefragt was auf ihn zutrifft und er meinte es waren MEHR als 5 sachen…..wir wusstn garnich dass solche leute auch böse schlechte gefährliche sexgeile und verdorbene gothics sind *ggg*
March 1st, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Mensch, das ist ja total… wie blöd kann man denn sein?! (Na, okay, hab’ so viel gelacht dass ich Lachtränen wegwischen musste… aber dass jemand dass im Ernst meint…)
June 15th, 2007 at 4:43 am
Mennomen…also ehct.. ichw eiß ncith was shclimemr ist… so etwas zu schreiben oder verdorben zu sein^^…ich glaube ich geh auch nie wieder in die öffentlichkeit…ich gefährde ja alle.
Sakasmus…
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Muhaha XDDD ich wusste ja dass ich böse bin, aber SO böse?
Wie sagte noch mein bester Freund? Die Pest - Satanisch, praktisch, gut :3