Gothic Blog

Hier mal wieder was zum Schmunzeln… Ich verstehe zwar nicht alles, aber die meisten Sachen sind echt witzig!
Eine Auswahl:

# You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit
# You wear sunglasses in the produce department at night
# You won’t get in a fight because it might smudge your make up
# You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on your face
# People can’t tell whether you’re searching for a missing contact or dancing
# The only day you feel normal is Halloween
# You don’t know whether the person you’re sleeping with is male or female until you’re actually in bed with them
# You don’t care
# The shade of powder you wear is called “Sheet Of Paper”
# You were rooting for the vampires in “From Dusk Til Dawn”, “Lost Boys”, etc.

#You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer

# You think dead flowers are prettier than live ones
# You think anything dead is pretty
# You refer to your age in mortal years
# You give yourself the honorary title of Lord or Lady

# You buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose
# You think blood is “pretty”
# Your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child for two years
# You’ve willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery

# Friday the Thirteenth is your lucky day
# You can’t decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier
# You decide Wednesday blows them both away
# You could easily blow $500 in a Halloween store
# You could spend all $500 on just make up
# You were disappointed to find out that “American Gothic” is a portrait of two farmers
# You claim the Chupacabra is a friend/relative of yours

# You keep a coffin in the back as “decoration”
# You keep a coffin in the back as a bed

# You fashion your eyeliner after a culture that’s been dead over 2000 years
# You wish to name your first born Lestat
# You plan to name your first born after ANY Anne Rice character
# You didn’t know they were characters
# Your purse is large, square and metal
# The purse has scratches from being used in a fight
# It has scratches from being kicked on the dance floor
# This is the reason it was scratched in a fight
# You think bats are “cute”

# You and your friends enjoy congregating in a local graveyard
# No one you know is buried there

# Your favorite poem is “The Raven” by Edgar Allen Poe
# Your favorite poem is “Metamorphosis of a Vampire” by Charles Baudelaire
# You spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre
# Your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don’t stick out the way they used to
# Your girlfriend complains that you look better in her black, velvet skirt than she does
# You refer to others as “The Normals”

Noch mehr gitb’s hier: You might be a Goth if…

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